Slogan Generator

[Diti]

Nen paar Slogans....

There's More Than One Way To Eat A Diti.
Don't You Just Love Being In Diti?
Oh Hungry? Oh Diti.
Give the Dog a Diti.
The Diti Effect.


Aber scheinbar bin ich echt krank:


You'd better sit down. You are suffering from Dititis.

Cause: lack of fresh air
Symptoms: drooping eyelids, cockney accent, metallic spots, hunger
Cure: prayer

Klar...ich und beten.....
Verdammt...bin unheilbar krank....und frische Luft gibts hier auch keine...nur Klimaanlage.


oder:

Good lord! You are suffering from ******* *****' Disorder.

Cause: just one of those things
Symptoms: sudden knee pain, speaking in tongues, skin lesions, sudden tongue retraction
Cure: wake up and realise it was all just a dream

Verdammich....also DOCH kuendigen?

[dendrite]

@Diti: das wird wohl nichts mehr mit unbeschwertem Ruhestand, was?

[Subtuppel]

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Subtuppelitis.

Cause: poor dental hygiene

Symptoms: frequent vegetarianism, turning into a giant monster, extreme black eyes, vague facial hair

Cure: eat more salt

[Subtuppel]

Congratulations! You are suffering from
Sebitis.

Cause: spaceborne bacteria

Symptoms: slightly squeaky voice, punning, overeating

Cure: take seven purple crystals every day before meals

[SaintOfSpinner]

<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Bet You Can't Eat Saint!</span>


Mehr als richtig! ^_^

[skyglow]

Good lord! You are suffering from
Skyglow's Lurgy.

Cause: mobile phone radiation

Symptoms: flashing eyes, death, dry skin

Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait

[Runes]

LoooooL.Genial!!!! :mrb: :rofl2:

Gonna Be a While? Grab a Buddabrot.

Just What The Käsegratin Ordered.

Better Ingredients, Better Pimmelkopp.

Marvin the Mountie Always Gets His Hundekuchen.

The Sweet You Can Eat Between Meals Without Ruining Your Socks Of Evil.

I Like the Superturbocanalizer in You.