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"Smart. Beautiful. Eclipse."
- Nicht wirklich, oder?!

PS: Oder: "Life's Pretty Straight Without Ameneon." - Auch nich so der Brüller.

Oder: "Billy Saves Your Soul." - Weißnich. <_<

man kann ja "durchswitchen" *g* ...

"Make Someone Happy with your Trauma."
"Get Trauma or Get Out."
"The Trauma Of A New Generation."

"Please Don't Squeeze The Eclipse."
"Choosy Mothers Choose Eclipse."
"Only a Fool Breaks the Eclipse."
"Strong Enough for a Man, Made for an Eclipse." ...

geht doch? *lol*

Nothing Works Better Than a Semiramis.
Don't Leave Home Without Semiramis.
Oh Hungry? Oh Semiramis.
The Semiramis of your Life.
A Semiramis Works Wonders.
Any Time, Any Place, Semiramis.
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Semiramis.
The Semiramis Goes Straight to your Head.
Life Should Taste As Good As Semiramis.
We're Serious About Semiramis.
Come See the Softer Side of Semiramis.
Feel the Semiramis.
Wait Till We Get Our Semiramis On You.
Semiramis Makes Everything Better.

*brüll*

:rofl2:

The Niggels That Refreshes!
It's Shake 'n' Niggels, and I Helped.
Get Niggels or Get Out.
Snap! Crackle! Niggels!
I'd Walk a Mile for a Niggels.
The Ultimate Niggels Machine. :rofl:
Little.Yellow.Different.Niggels. (Hä? Hab ich "Benny" eingegeben oda wat??? :rofl2: )

Mir reicht mein "The Wishmaster of your life."

Tilo bekommt demnächst 'n T-Shirt mt "Gotta Lotta Dendrite." +g+

ui, jetzt haben wir die Quelle allen Übels, nemcon:

Good lord! You are suffering from
Dendriteosis.
Cause: stress

Symptoms: revolving neck, frequent smell of brimstone, sleepwalking

Cure: acupuncture

Tja, dumm gelaufen

(Diagnose: <a href='http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/disease.cgi' target='_blank'>Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Registry</a>)

Ich dachte immer, mein Schnupfen und Nasenbluten käme von was anderem :hae2:

You'd better sit down. You are suffering from
Nemconitis.
Cause: pollen

Symptoms: knee swelling, hallucinations, foaming at the mouth

Cure: psychiatry

Bad luck! You are suffering from
Unterrichtitis.
Cause: excessive Internet usage

Symptoms: foot swelling, blood powdering, clicking sounds

Cure: take three anti-depressants and come back in the morning

ob das mein Arzt gut findet, wenn ich einfach so die Dosis erhöhe?...aber diese Diagnose ist erstaunlich genau :wacko:

Mit meinem Nickname dieses: :rolleyes:

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Semiramis' Disorder.
Cause: old library books

Symptoms: neck swelling, red eye, mild euphoria, frequent phantom pregnancy

Cure: take a few spoons of cough medicine and come back in the morning

Und mit dem richtigen Namen DIESES: :wacko:

******* *******itis
Cause: a blow to the head

Symptoms: sudden insomnia, glow-in-the-dark saliva, impaired hearing

Cure: take five paracetamol every day before meals


Oweh, oweh, oweh!
Speichel, der im Dunkeln leuchtet? Schlaflosigkeit??? *Panik*

Ich hör jetzt erstmal ein bißchen The Cure, dann geht's mir sicher wieder besser... B)

<span style='color:orange'>Trauma's Lurgy.</span>

Cause: too much sleep

Symptoms: excessive swarms of bees, stigmata, grimacing

Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait

:rofl:

ja ne, alles klar ....

<span style='color:orange'>Dajana's Lurgy.
</span>
Cause: watching too much television

Symptoms: vague shrunken head, skin lesions, embarrassing noises, imperceptibly purple irises

Cure: take a day off work

gute Idee ... *lol*
<span style='color:orange'>
It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Calaniosis.
</span>
Cause: improperly prepared chicken

Symptoms: flacidity, flashing eyes, tentacle growth, squawking

Cure: take a few Prozac tablets before going to bed

hahaha ... jetzt wird mir alles klar ... na dann ... cthulhu dawn!!! :wacko:

Traum:A hat geschrieben: Trauma's Lurgy.

Cause: too much sleep

Symptoms: excessive swarms of bees, stigmata, grimacing

Cure: paint a black cross on your front door and wait



ja ne, alles klar ....

:rofl2:
Klasse!

It's just as I feared. You are suffering from
Niggelsitis.

Cause: mobile phone radiation

Symptoms: punning, sparks, aphasia

Cure: smoke two cigarettes and come back in the morning

oder

Good lord! You are suffering from
*********'s Lurgy.

Cause: improperly prepared coffee

Symptoms: extreme 80s haircut, cockney accent, excessive rapid heart beat

Cure: drink lots of water

Und unser armes Forum!!!! :wacko:

I thought as much. You are suffering from
Aufdiefresseosis.

Cause: natural sign of ageing

Symptoms: blotchy skin, mildly yellow saliva, sudden hunger, vague tufts of hair

Cure: expensive biofeedback devices

Niggels hat geschrieben: Und unser armes Forum!!!! :wacko:

I thought as much. You are suffering from
Aufdiefresseosis.

Cause: natural sign of ageing

Symptoms: blotchy skin, mildly yellow saliva, sudden hunger, vague tufts of hair

Cure: expensive biofeedback devices

hahaha ... komm schon aus dem lachen gar nicht mehr raus

wir sollten ne neue kategorie aufmachen: "Dr. Unheimlich rät" oder so ...

Niggels hat geschrieben: Symptoms: extreme 80s haircut, cockney accent, excessive rapid heart beat

Cure: drink lots of water

+brüll+ ersteres stimmt, letzteres nicht, aber ich befürchte, die Krankheit ist unheilbar (Niggels und Wasser!?!?)