Mission: Slay the Dragon and save the Princess.

[Grobi]

HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon,
drinks some beers and fucks the princess

GRIND METAL:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable
for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the
dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest

THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princes and
fucks her... easy and quick

FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions,
violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls
asleep (from all the dancing) protagonist leaves without the princess

VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his migthy
axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals the
castle and burns the place before he leaves

DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and
kills her, then leaves

BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it
in the front of the castle...then sodomizes the princess, drinks
her blood in a ritual before killing her...then he impales the
deflowered princess

GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in the
front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her...then he
fucks again her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts,
fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it
for the last time

DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that
he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide...the
dragon eats his body and the princess as well

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo for 26
minutes, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the protagonist
arrives to the princess' bedroom, plays another solo with all the
techniques learned in the last year of the conservatory... the
princess escapes, and is now looking for the "HEAVY METAL" protagonist

GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy's appearance
and lets him enter, he steals the princess' make-up and tries to
paint the castle in a beautiful pink color

NU METAL:
The protagonist arrives, an gets disturbed by the Dragons appearance. He fumbles and rolls around on the ground and whispers some nursery rhymes. the dragon feels grief but suddenly get killed by another protagonist that hat a fucked up day. the first one enters the princess' room and bitchslpas her, because she was one of the fucking cunts that made his life miserable at highschool. then he shouts so often "fuck, fucking whore" until she begs for mercy. then the two protagonists drink jack-Coke, eat pizza and fuck all the maidens in the castle.

EPIC SYMPHONIC HOLLYWOOD METAL:
The protagonist arrives from the enchanted lands in a rain of a thousand flames. Like a holy thunderforce he attaks the dragon, who puts up an epic fight. But even the power of the dragonflame cannot harm the hero, and in the end he guts the beast with his emerald sword. He brings the princess home to tell the legendary tale of his victory forever, before leaving to fuck his male comrades back home in the enchanted lands...

WHITE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon with a bible and marries the princess before fucking ...

[Campy]

:loool:

[Niggels]

Goil!

[Semiramis]

*hihi*
Flugs kopiert und weiterversandt...

[wurst]

Hehehehe, schön

[Subtuppel]

Hehehe, echt nicht schlecht, habe ich auch schon auf diversen anderen boards hinterlassen

[Niggels]

Welche Metal-Spielart käme denn für "protagonist fucks the dragon" in Frage? *duck* ^_^

[Subtuppel]

Hmmm... Sodomic Metal oder sowas gibts glaube ich nicht, zumindest hat sich das bei mir noch nicht vorgestellt ...
Ich würde mal am ehesten auf Metalcore tippen, wer glaubt, Schlagzeuge die Treppe runterzuwerfen sei genug Struktur für Musik, hat auch genug schlechten Geschmack um Drachen zu vögeln